All about me. 5'8, love porn, 26, and I like running in the middle of the road when it is really foggy. That may not inspire you to watch a flick, so thankfully director Ray Bones has served up something a little tastier to appease your appetite. All about me gathers some notable names mixed with some names that you've never heard of, and pits them in solo tease\masturbation scenes. This is a barebones DVD, even though the scene count is 18. But with such a large cast you're sure to find that one diamond in the rough that you will watch over and over again.

My favorite performers, in no particular order: Eve Lawrence. I really don't care for huge fake tits. In fact it is kind of a turnoff, I like all natural jugs or modest fakies. But there is something about this chicks bazookas that fit her body so perfectly. It is probably because she has a kick ass curvy body to begin with. Although her chest looks like she was abducted by aliens and had two soccer balls stuffed in them, she is VERY sexy. She knows what you want to see, and although this comment might get me stoned, I would put her in the same league as Eva Angelina.

The best bod on the entire DVD would have to go to Ryaan Reynolds. This exotic looking lady is fucking beautiful. From her lips, to her shapely tits, to her lovely sized bedonk-if she can up her performance, she will be in Eve Lawrence territory. Her skin tone is perfect, and there is no reason this shouldn't provide quality jerkoff material for the masses.

Having even bigger fake tits, Savannah Gold is another blonde bombshell whose fake chest fits well with her curvy body. Plus she is British, so I am biased. I LOVE British women. You have no idea. Bias aside, there is no denying that she has an incredible body. In comparison to a big titted pornstar who goes by the name of Brianna Banks, Savannah Gold has a more thicker, hourglass figure. The kind where if she rode you, her ass would clap each time it landed down on you. Now that is a steak and potatoes eating woman for you. Very enjoyable scene here.

And finally one of my secret favorites, Audrey Bitoni. Although I enjoy her MF performances more, her solo acts don't disappoint in the slightest. She is very pretty, and has many seductive qualities. Her body is the second best on the DVD, behind Ryaan Reynolds. Those lips of hers are better suited around a cock, but let's not be greedy here. This is a masturbation DVD.

Everyone will have their favorites on this DVD, along with a select few they won't be able to comprehend having a job in the industry. (I counted one such pornstar on this DVD) Sometimes props are used, and the scenery serves its purpose. But as far as solo action gets, this is a great bargain for any pervs collection.