Geeks are usually associated with science fiction. Well if Eva Angelina is considered a geek, then by all means call me an uber dork. Upload is a porn epic in the story department, but without losing its roots as a hardcore sex flick. With a daring script and gonzo-like sex scenes, Upload puts movies like Flashpoint to shame.

Eva Angelina plays agent Cassandra Cray. Her partner is the by-the-book Derrick Pierce. The plot involves Cassandra falling in love with the same crimes she is supposed to be policing. A secret addiction to a virtual sex game gets her in deep trouble with the higher ups. Her partner, on the other hand, has his own problems with his involvement with a hacker named Tesla.

The big problem in the whole investigation is about the upload of the Enigma file, a dangerous virus. The scenes are done in several ways, from flashbacks, to fantasies, etc. They used every camera trick imaginable in this one.

The first scene is a threesome with Eva, Sandra, and Evan. This is touted as Eva's first ‘anal' scene, but that is questionable at the least. Sandra does a good job of staying in the scene without showing up Eva. Not that she could even if she wanted to, of course.

Tesla (Hillary Scott) gets REAL dirty in the following scene, in a very sloppy gangbang. We're talking five guys, which I don't mind, but it kind of was overkill. The spacing wasn't always there, which made for some really bad camera angles. That's depending on what you want to look at, but for me Hillary Scott handled five guys as well as she possibly could.

Julie Night is interrogated by Alex and Adrianna, in a scene that is clearly for bondage lovers. From nipple clamps to dongs, Julie Night was violated in every way possible. I guess face fucking is a great way to get the hostage to spill necessary info-if not, then who gives a fuck. That shit was hot! There is more assplay in this scene, which led me to believe that this was geared toward anal lovers too.

Next, amazingly, there is a cavity search of Tesla by two agents. This is definitely an anal epic at this point. This is a pretty sweet scene, that kind of fits well into the movie. There is even an amusing moment where one of the agents runs off to masturbate, turned on by the cavity search.

The movie takes an interesting twist with a g/g/g scene, starring Andrianna, Lorelei, and Madison. It is nothing special in terms of hot lesbian action with toys, but somehow, they felt the need to add a pissing fetish in this wonderful scene. It doesn't ruin it, but kind of makes it weird. If I want to see piss flying, I will watch an R. Kelly flick. But to each his own.

The hottest scene in this movie is a domination scene, where Agent Cray forces her superior to eat her out. Her dirty talk and commands are fantastic in this part, and thankfully made me forget about the previous scene. Eva has an incredible body. When you can blow your load watching another woman getting ate out, that is an incredible body you're looking at.

Trina is in a more romantic scene, and it is a nice changeup. At this point in the story everything is starting to come together, and the mood is setting its own pace. There is more anal in this section, which I don't mind, and at the end of the scene there is a huge revelation in the plot that really sets up the climax.

We get a little fast paced action in the plot, with a CGI fight between Tesla and Cassandra. This was really fun and didn't distract me from the movie. It was a porn movie, and even with all of this, I wasn't the least bit turned off. The scene takes a fun turn when the director gets creative and turns things black and white for a sequence.

A ‘Private Eye' fantasy sequence has Agent Born fucking the shit out of both Kylie and Deliah. The deep throating is hot, and Deliah's blow compared to Kylie's seemed like an afterthought. This was a very powerful fuck sequence that was probably heightened by the creativity of the director.

Hillary gets another shot in this next sex scene, doing so much screaming that you'd think she was getting killed. Well to be fair, it was hot, and the current setup had her being imprisoned by her bf and anally slaughtered by his meat.

The next to last scene is an orgy starring Eva. This is her first DP scene, and she really goes at it. Not to be left out of the picture are the other female stars who contribute to this fantastic scene. There is a lot going on that might distract, like the caged girl getting fucked or the bondage scenes. Either way it ends the way it is supposed to, with Eva taking five cumshots.

The DVD ends with Tesla playing with herself like crazy. It is a very hot scene, and very appropriate one to end on considering all the other content.

4 DVD's are in this so they damn well have better added some worthy extras. They included a bonus anal scene (surprise!!) some funny outtakes, screenplay, the Telsa fight edit, but most interesting a lexicon. I really liked the lexicon in the extras, and it made me want to watch the movie over again.

This movie had a kickass story, and great sex. But not the kind of sex that is for everyone. The interrogation scene in particular might turn a lot of people off. It should be noted that there is a lot of rough sex in here, with plenty of anal sex and bondage. Although not as audience friendly as Flashpoint, Upload sits in its own category as a superior story based porno flick.