Feature Movies

Bad Wives

Bianca — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:04:47 -0700

Bad wives, despite its redundant title, is still highly regarded as one of the best porn films of all time. Personally I have it a little lower on my list, especially with titles like Upload and the Island Fever series around. This is a pretty old film that went into production in 1997, the same 90's I have yet to bring myself out of. It explores a fairly prominent issue in our culture and backs it up with a decent storyline (Although a clichéd soap operish one not worth glorifying). Continue reading this review

Morphine

Katie — Sat, 17 May 2008 04:14:28 -0700

It is likely that everyone will agree that whilst porn is great, at times it can lack something and that something is country music. Well, for all of those who have thought this over the years and there will be a lot of you thinking this no doubt, stop worrying and get your hands on a copy of Morphine. Continue reading this review

Operation: Desert Stormy

Katie — Wed, 14 May 2008 07:49:24 -0700

War? Huh, Good God, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again!

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Space Nuts

Katie — Tue, 13 May 2008 07:34:30 -0700

Parody and spoofs are as vital a part of the modern porn world as any fetish or major blockbuster and it is good to have a laugh at times. Of course, no matter how funny the film is, it still needs to have the sex scenes in all the right places to make it watch able. Let's face it, This Is Spinal Tap is a hilarious movie that can be watched over and over but if you're in the mood for some frisky fun, its not going to cut it is it? Continue reading this review

Doll Underground, The

Katie — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:25:11 -0700

Porn comes in all shapes and sizes and there is usually something for everyone. What The Doll Underground offer is definitely something not the norm for the industry but is such a fantastic package that maybe more film will be made along these lines. The collective follow the same lines as The Weathermen, a political reaction group from the 1960s. They showed their displeasure to the Vietnam War by blowing up buildings and making their manifesto and beliefs known to all. Continue reading this review

Layout

Katie — Sun, 04 May 2008 10:10:44 -0700

Brianna Bank is an absolute star as any internet fan will testify. The starlet is one of the girls who regularly turns up in searches and the girl has it all looks wise. Brianna is the cover star and lead actress in Layout, a film with the minimal of plots but when has that ever mattered.

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Last Night

Katie — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:04:30 -0700

There have been plenty of mornings when it would be good to have a video collection of last night to recall exactly what happened. This DVD follows that premise but the Last Night in general follows a bachelor party that goes wrong. A bachelor party is something that can go wrong very easily and it offers plenty of promise for porn action. What's the best way to say goodbye to the single life by seeing a whole bunch of stunning chicks and getting some action on. It is probably best not to tell the wife about it though.

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Upload

Bianca — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:03:34 -0700

Geeks are usually associated with science fiction. Well if Eva Angelina is considered a geek, then by all means call me an uber dork. Upload is a porn epic in the story department, but without losing its roots as a hardcore sex flick. With a daring script and gonzo-like sex scenes, Upload puts movies like Flashpoint to shame. Continue reading this review

Flashpoint

Bianca — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:31:24 -0700

There is nothing better than cuddling up with your chick, talking about your day together, and then turning on the Young and the Restless. Ending, by telling her you love her and then falling asleep in her arms. If that paragraph disturbs your libido, then you might want to steer clear of Flashpoint. Amazingly, this average porn flick is a much overlooked gem in terms of quality. Continue reading this review

Ashlynn Goes To College

Katie — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 05:47:59 -0700

Carmen Goes To College is a fine series of films but the news that there is an updated batch featuring Ashlynn Brooke has us purring with delight. Quite simply Ashlynn Brooke is a beautiful little blonde who makes countless people weak at the knees and hard where it matters. Any series which shows her repeatedly fucking and sucking is invariably going to be big news and Ashlynn Goes To College pushes a lot of good buttons.

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